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  1. Why 5-year-olds shouldn't be on the Internet
  2. A *little* more specificity, please
  3. What part of *false* wasn't clear to you?
  4. FOAF tales
  5. Would you like to share with the class?
  6. I'm not gonna try it; *you* try it
  7. Why, yes, I *am* humor-impaired
  8. Dept. of Wishful Thinking
  9. And hurry!
  10. Non-sequitur, you say?
  11. Soon parted
  12. Points off for spelling
  13. Let me tell you how to run your web site
  14. Yes, sir!
  15. snopes party line
  16. It's true; I saw it with my own lyin' eyes
  17. You can't fix stupid
  18. How not to get on this message board
  19. No point? No problem!
  20. What? I'm hard of reading!
  21. Apostrophilia
  22. Paging Mr. Godwin ...
  23. Find the hidden conspiracy
  24. Wish I'd thought of that
  25. Useless, useless
  26. From the 'Be careful who you're talking to' Dept.
  27. Death by punctuation
  28. Burning issues of our times
  29. Ask us; it's cheaper than a lawyer
  30. Sentence fragment(s)
  31. Dept. of dashed expectations
  32. For what?
  33. Show me the money!
  34. Entitled much?
  35. Are you talking to me?
  36. I ask purely for research purposes, you understand
  37. Kiss my bias
  38. Consult your doctor
  39. Fool of the Day
  40. Big, Bigger, Bigot
  41. NFJ
  42. Who wants to know?
  43. Thanks for shouting!
  44. Are you threatening me?
  45. Thanks for ranting!
  46. I'm so confused!
  47. Irony is not dead
  48. I'm sorry, you forgot to phrase your e-mail in the form of a question
  49. If you'd read the article first, you wouldn't sound like a fool now
  50. Troll call
  51. People in serious need of history and civics lessons
  52. People who don't understand the concept of 'contextual advertising'
  53. People in serious need of geography lessons
  54. People in serious need of math and science lessons
  55. Thanks, really, but no
  56. Prince writes 2 U
  57. Comprehensibility optional
  58. My Jesus can beat up your facts!
  59. "I'd like to buy a clue, please."
  60. Barbara's stepping out again
  61. Tirades we never finished reading
  62. The Adventures of Captain Obvious
  63. Thanks for sharing!
  64. When tinfoil hats aren't enough
  65. Math is hard
  66. People who don't get the concept
  67. Do my homework
  68. Dept. of Lost Causes
  69. So many questions ...
  70. "Facts I don't agree with" = opinion
  71. Maybe you should think this through
  72. Drugs will do that to you
  73. Let me Google that for you
  74. Immigrant Go Home!
  75. Damn the facts -- full speed ahead!
  76. People who confuse us with the makers of cheap, gooey pasta products
  77. People who have trouble distinguishing reality from stick-figure cartoons
  78. If only you knew ... the rest of the story
  79. Wouldn't we all?
  80. TMI
  81. Laddie, don't you think you should ... rephrase that?
  82. RTFM
  83. People in serious need of dictionaries
  84. Secrets best kept secret
  85. You're welcome for nothing
  86. World's Longest Movie Titles
  87. Free speech for me, but not for thee
  88. In 6,000,000 words (or less)
  89. Hey Prude
  90. One of our members is missing
  91. People who live in caves
  92. It's true, just completely different!
  93. Thanks, I think
  94. It's true; I read it on the Internet
  95. Let me tell you what to write about
  96. Don't do that, then
  97. It's Thursday again!
  98. People who don't read literature are condemned to repeat it
  99. True confessions
  100. People who confuse song lyrics with real life
  101. Reading is hard!
  102. Come to me ...
  103. People who don't understand the concept of 'analogy'
  104. Personnel problems
  105. Stupid user tricks
  106. Freudian slips
  107. People who confuse us with the USPS
  108. World-wide conspiracy to block access to snopes!
  109. It's all about *me*!
  110. Lolcats can send us the mail, k thx bai
  111. Family feud
  112. Land of the free, home of the naive
  113. Where is the outrage?
  114. Answer the last question first
  115. Where in the world is Carmen Snopesdiego?
  116. People who need to actually read the U.S. Constitution
  117. People who don't understand the concept of 'pun'
  118. People who don't understand the concept of 'auto-reply'
  119. People who have trouble distinguishing reality from supermarket tabloids
  120. People in desperate need of new priorities
  121. snopes: Universal Ombudsman
  122. Consult your accountant
  123. Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose
  124. Left-handed grommit
  125. Thanks for snitching!
  126. Sanity prevails
  127. Why, yes, I *am* a pompous twit
  128. We've Got Godwin
  129. Disclaimer: Forum may contain comments from paid endorsers
  130. People in serious need of calendars
  131. Four Kitties is stepping out (again?)
  132. LOLcats write to you
  133. Pedants in my pants
  134. I need closure!
  135. Answer the second question first
  136. Sometimes we do some good
  137. People who don't get the concept of '404 page'
  138. I confess
  139. Disclaimer: Forum may contain comments from paid endorsers
  140. Do my job for me
  141. People who don't get the concept of 'message board'
  142. People who don't get the concept of 'satire'
  143. A very special kind of stupid
  144. People who are unable to extrapolate
  145. People who don't understand the concept of bibliography
  146. People who don't get the concept of 'median'
  147. People who confuse us with poultry producers
  148. When tinfoil hats aren't enough
  149. People in serious need of biology lessons
  150. A *little* more specificity, please
  151. People with too much time on their hands
  152. e.e. cummings writes to you
  153. People who don't get the concept of 'search engine'
  154. People worse at predictions than Nostradamus
  155. What do you mean there's no Santa Claus?
  156. Readers who lost their jobs working for Penthouse Forum
  157. People who confuse us with appraisers
  158. Disclaimer: Forum may contain comments from paid endorsers
  159. People who don't get the concept of 'Photoshop'
  160. People who don't understand the concept of hyperlinks
  161. People who don't understand the concept of 'Example'
  162. Don't tell Jenn
  163. Don't quit your day job
  164. People who don't get the concept of 'social media'
  165. Reading is fundamental
  166. It's Thursday again!
  167. Dueling complaints
  168. Points off for spelling
  169. Insults we didn't understand